I like lighthouses. I think we've already covered that. So I noted with interest this recent story from CNN. It would seem that a Massachusetts lighthouse, presumed destroyed had just retired to California instead.
I also have a thing for "gummi" products. Bears, worms, coke bottles, whatever. Now it would seem that I can combine my love of lighthouses and gummi stuff. Provided all of you people can keep your minds out of the gutter, unlike the link above.
Making a dirty joke out of our nation's navigation beacons. Really . . . It's not like lighthouses are you know, phallic or anything.