One of the proudest moments I've had as a father was recently, when Harrison Ford crashed his plane on a California golf course back in March - I was explaining what had happened to LBA. I asked him if he knew what I had immediately thought of when I heard about it. He paused for a moment, I hinted to him that I was thinking of a movie line - and he immediately came up with the above. There are occasions when LBA, Mrs. BA, and I will tell the other "I will text you"
So I'm fairly confident that LBA would get most of these. Via BuzzFeed
1. When you leave the room for a few minutes (it's possible that LBA may already do this):
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| Orion Pictures |
2. When your kid asks if you like the new Ariana Grande song:
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| NBC |
3. When your kid runs to their room and slams the door (although slamming doors in our house means you lose your device for a period of time):
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| Morgan Creek |
4. When your kid asks for milk, then whines that they want something else:
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| Dreamworks |
5. When you drop your kid and their friends off at the mall (LBA recently discovered Rick Astley, unfortunately):
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| Epic |
6. When your kid graduates from kindergarten/grade school/junior high:
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| Fox |
7. When your kid asks if they can have ice cream for breakfast:
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| Paramount Pictures |
8. When your kid is getting on your last nerve:
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| CBS |
9. When your kid says something crazy:
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| NBC |
10. When you “accidentally” turn off your kid’s video game at bedtime:
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| ABC |
11. When your kid freaks out that their crush is going to be at a party (this movie might have to make it into the pizza/movie night rotation):
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| 20th Century Fox |
12. When your kid wants you to get up off the couch and play with them:
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| LifeCall |
13. When you tell your kid you’re going to buy them a pony and they buy it hook, line, and sinker:
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| Paramount |
14. When your kid wants to know “the truth” about something (it's possible that LBA has stumbled onto me watching this movie):
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| Columbia Pictures |
15. When you walk in on your kid making a huge mess:
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| Calgon |
16. When you see the new trailer for the supercool-looking new Pixar movie:
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| E! |
17. When your kid complains they don’t have any money:
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| Fox |
18. When your kid tells you they got the lead in the school play (I am sorry to say that LBA and SoBA have "discovered" Full House - really, really sorry):
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| ABC |
19. When your kid says, “I know, Mom/Dad”:
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| Hasbro |
20. When your kid asks for a snack:
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| Virgin / EMI |
21. When you’re teaching your kid to swim and they tell you not to let go (Ship Sinks - Boy Dies):
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| Paramount |
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