If It's Friday, It Must Be Another Meme

"Borrowed" from my blogging buddy from north of the border, Stinkypaw. It's OK, she got it from somewhere else.

• My ex . . . was just not the right person for me.

• Maybe I should . . . focus more on the tasks at hand (damn this rabbit hole thing called the Internet).

• I love . . . my wife endlessly and my children unconditionally.

• People would say . . . I am a bit too sarcastic at times (no, not me, never).

• I don't understand . . . why bad things happen to children.
  

• When I wake up in the morning . . . I really want it to be the afternoon (God, remember those days?).

• I lost . . . my high school class ring twice. First time on a beach and the second down a sewer drain. I guess I was never meant to have it.
  

• Life is full of . . . surprises!
  

• My past is something . . . that I try not to dwell on too much. But it certainly will preclude me from ever running for President.
  

• I get annoyed when . . . things don't go according to plan. Especially when it's not my plan. Ask Mrs. BA, she'll tell you.
  

• Parties are . . . a problem for me in planning, but enjoyed in the execution.
  

• I wish . . . that everything would just happen the way it was supposed to and that I wouldn't have to worry about making sure it happened correctly.
  

• Dogs . . . are slobbery but have their place in the world, I just don't need to be in the same place with them all the time.

• Cats . . . are something I would really like to have again someday.

• Tomorrow . . . is Saturday and little OSG's first birthday! And there's a party!

• I have a low tolerance for . . . stupidity.

• If I had a million dollars . . . I'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, that's cruel. (would you have expected anything else?)
  

• I'm totally terrified of . . . spiders. Well, you asked!