Again, from C in DC, here's a bit of "Twisted Christmas."
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
- Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are
- Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and . . .
- Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
- Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
- Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, . . .
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Christmas arrived early in the mail this morning. Gasps of delight echoed round the kitchen.
Apparently my wife and son had been looking on the internet to see if they could get peanut butter M&Ms, but figured they wouldn't be likely to arrive before Christmas if coming from the US.
I am delighted, impressed and very grateful. Thank you :)
We've already started preliminary discussions on whether to use some of them in a homemade ice cream
Reminds me of a song I heard years ago; "You better not pout, you better not cry, better not shout I'm telling you why...Santa's dead." Who thinks up these kinds of things & how does one hop onto that money train? *LOL*
(John; FYI, sent you a couple of e-mails about the art order. Not sure you're getting them.)
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