Things that make you go Hmmm

More from my extensive files of my past.

• Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you cannot drink and drive?


• Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?


• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?


• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?


• Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?


• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?


• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?


• If a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?


• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?


• If buttered toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, and dropped it? A Definite Science Project There.


• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?


• You know how most packages say "open here?" What is the protocol, if the package says, "open somewhere else?"


• Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?


• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


• Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?


• Why is it when you transport something by car it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?


• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


• Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
• Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?


• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


• What would Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?


• If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?